Day two in the U.K.
We woke up at around 9:30, I was really hungover from all the wine the night before. Cranky and feeling bad, we headed out of the hostel to find some breakfast and coffee. With our packs on our backs, we walked until we found a small shop with good breakfast options and coffee. I got a yogurt, granola and berry parfait. We hung out for a bit while I slowly ate my breakfast. I ordered a second Americano and we headed out. We went to the Tate Museum and browsed the wonderful art collection in this world famous gallery.

"A weeping woman" -Pablo Picasso

After spending a few hours there and viewing the many works, including Picasso, Dali and Warhol, we headed to the famous Kings Cross Station, well known from the Harry Potter movies.

We bought are very overpriced train tickets (the first of many mistakes to come) and said goodbye to London. The train took us through the country side. The day was rainy, yet the low sun illuminated the fields and the farms with a heavenly glow, followed by a beautiful misty pink sunset.
We got into Lincoln around 7pm. Lincoln is a small, very old city. We walked a few miles from the train station to the bed and breakfast, which went up a high grade cobblestone road called "steep road" very fitting! While walking, we passed by beautiful buildings with a vast array of shops, restaurants and pubs. We passed the very old city wall as well as a very old, large church which is situated at the top of a hill- the highest point in Lincoln, giving it the illusion of being the tallest building.

When we got to the b&b, we were greeted with the upmost hospitality. The sweet lady showed us our beautiful room, which was very affordable. I changed my clothes, washed up and prepared to go out for food and drink. We walked to a pub near by, which was nearly empty. We ordered our beers, which I must say we're not very good. In England, they like to cellar cool their beers, which I think makes it flat and taste terrible. The bartender poured my beer with out even tilting the cup, making half the beer foam. I'm not even a bartender, just a seasoned beer drinker, yet I know how to pour a beer better.
After slugging our beers, I ordered some delicious potato skins and a cheap bottle of wine. Halfway through the bottle of wine, we were joined by some brits who were celebrating a girls 18th birthday. They all came up to talk to us Americans. I was told my accent was "cool", before this I never thought I had an accent! One of the members of the group, a member of the LGBT community, was hitting on me furiously. It always seems to be the 40+ year old men that fancy me. It took me a while to understand what was going on. When he asked me if my penis was circumcised, I though nothing of it.
It wasn't until the 18 year old girls mother offered to buy us shots, that I knew.
He said "I'll get ya a shot, a cum shot." Feeling a little tipsy by now, I can't say I wasn't flattered, yet I was slightly disturbed.
The mother brought back the Jager Bombs. This was my first Jager Bomb ever. We slammed them and prepared to leave. They invited us to bar crawl with them and reluctantly I accepted. I didn't want to be hungover the following morning, but I was having a blast and wasn't thinking of the future.
We headed to the next pub, which was down steep hill. I got one more Jager bomb, then drank water the rest of the time at the bar. By this time I'm hammered. I want to mingle, though. So we go to another bar. I buy the birthday girl a drink and dance a little. Crazy mama rips her shirt and walks around showing everyone her cleavage. They invite us to another bar, but this one has a dress code. At this point I'm out of cash so I try and take money out of the ATM, declined. I try another, declined. I try and order a drink at the bar for cash back, declined. I can't go to the bar because there is a cover. I also didn't get to say good bye to these people ive been having a grand time with. Drunk and mad, hannah and I leave our new friends and walk up steep hill back to the b&b. Looking back, though. I think my bank account was protecting me from myself. If I drank anymore i would have been sick all the next day.
Moral of the story, don't try to keep up with Brits. They sure can drink.

